with a bit of bad luck you're in the wrong tube today descending the stairs at the eastside of the river you'll miss your train but you never miss your train it’s the one at seven fifty and you’re lucky there’s a place at the window and nobody in the opposite seat staring at you then you get on a bus the 8 has a stop nearby the 3 departs more frequently which one you choose depends on your mood the weather the shoes you wear a whiff of coffee a cigarette the driver’s face take care