poemranker ::Replying

ReplyTo a comment on The Comedy of Mighty Rockmage: Combatting Old Age. by Don-Quixote.

zodiac8 Jun 2005

Horus8, on rockmage:
"What you did was give nentwined, shushin, intransit, richa, abcedarian, and shanon8764565, triple sets of tens on all of their poems to cover your ass, so no one would mind when you gave me 900 zeros."
15-Nov-03

-=Dark_Angel=-,P.I.:
"rockmage awarded this poeme 9. The average score awarded by rockmage is 9.51. Therefore rockmage has deemed this poeme to be below average."
27-Jan-04

zodiac:
"penguin received on his last post the lowest score I've ever seen rockmage give - a 5."
27-Jan-04

Horus:
"So let me get this straight you give people you like tens whether you've read the material or not, and people you don't like zeros using the same method? And we wonder what went wrong with democracy? lol."
15-Nov-03

Fraser Allonby:
"I think it's silly to have more than one username. By the way, I notice that rockmage has many additional usernames: newagepoet2000, fatmansinging, sixtoedwonder, flouredweevle, assisenormus, masticatedmess, andyourhorsetoo, wahwahwahwha, gourdgrabber, sickerofdogs, foothangingoutofass, smarmyfaurt, lackoforiginality, Isureamstupid, and bulgingbuttocks."
4-Feb-04

rockmage:
"Tis true. From my zero war with horus8."
4-Feb-04

The surprising thing about all of this isn't that it's all been done before, nor even that someone could think most of our poems deserve zeros. It's that rockmage still seems to be under the illusion that he's objective and literary.