Sweet little treat, cannoli and coffee She tells me about his dick She blew him, she screwed him She didn't stay over But left him to go find his friend He wined her, he dined her, He took her to bed He got her drunk; she gave him head. He kicked her out at 11 o'clock And went to her sister--who then sucked his cock He stole it, they rolled him, She did it for cash He's hoping his parents Don't find his stash If ears retained, like tablecloths, The stains of dinners past Spilled out on clean white linen Where families broke their fast Mine would glow a rosy hue Much drunker than the wine That fed us all, helped us forget Our sins, our past, our crimes