poemranker ::Replying

ReplyTo a comment on The Way by Dovina.

zodiac10 Jan 2005

Which of the following best describes your opinion of Yoda:

1) So fucking smart he doesn't need to properly grammatize he's got a lightsaber and he can jump around and shit.

2) Probably from some race congenitally ill-disposed toward English grammar, but otherwise pretty smart cookies all of them.

3) Maybe colossally stupid, but in that way that usually makes people think he's wiser than them, like the Maharishi or something.

For another thing, I know very well how Yoda talks.

For another thing, "you only write comments you don't write poems so I'm better than you because I can barely hold onto my load for the two-day limit without whemying all over" is simply the least-funny jape of last year. And shame on you for getting Dovina doing it too. After all the time I've spent working with her.

-bum-