cat14 Aug 2004

dear richa,

That obviously was me being mean. It made you say you'd break my little cute kitty leg, yes I said I'd scratch your futon, but that is only a minor crime, breaking a sweet kitty’s legs, that's just cruel and unusual and I can only guess that was because of my clever thought provoking comments implying that your friends were deceiving you.

I’m glad I didn’t tell you about your best friend and that girl you like at the library.

I in no could have privy to information that your friends do or do not have on you or what they are or are not telling you, but I will admit one thing, I was talking out my ass on the above point, so do you admit that you were talking out your ass on the most people statement.

Opinion alright, but now you are trying to act as if it is a fact, dude, really.

Come on, say uncle, if you do I promise from now on I'll be a good kitty that will only do my business in the litter box.

meow,

cat

p.s. i'm a cat and cat's are known to be liars, as of right now i’m getting ready to cook and sauté your favorite goldfish, yum good.