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Distance (Free verse) by wilco

The world is only a picture of ordinary people searching for the extraordinary. Love is only a fixture in romance novels and poems with trains. Distance is only a measure of how badly you want to see her.

-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 8-Jul-04/3:08 PM
Today I have uttered the following sentences which, I believe, have never been uttered before. But the ideas aren't new, are they? I'm sure they've been expressed countless times before, but in different ways!

"If they invented a stealth-cow, that could climb trees and dig burrows, would you consider eating it?"

"If you could afford to employ a butler to wipe your bum, would you?"

"What if he was really intelligent, but the only thing he couldn't understand was bums and the wiping of bums?"

"So you'd let an intelligent wiper, who didn't understand bums or the wiping of bums, wipe your bum?"

"Given the isolation boothe scenario, would you prefer a retard wiper or an intelligent wiper who couldn't comprehend bums or the wiping of bums?"

"With an intelligent wiper who did not understand bums or the wiping of bums, you could discuss Important Matters Of The Towne whilst he wiped, provided those matters did not concern bums or the wiping of bums."




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