Stephen Robins7 Jul 2004

If you were to ever meet Fraser you would find his swollen corpulent legs so risible as to render your comment redundant.

As it is unlikely you ever will let me describe for you a recent account of him visting his tailor:

Fraser: "I should like a suit please"
Tailor: "And how do you propose I measure sirs legs sir?"
Fraser: "I don't know"
Tailor: "Does sir have a trundle wheel?"