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Order My Book, And $4.00 Will Go To Killing A Pop Star (Free verse) by <{Baba^Yaga}>

http://sun-rising-books.com/ My favorite planet is Uranus I don't care what you think, Because you barely do I have ninja skills and I wear socks for shoes I look edgy, but I feel Country. I don't get out much, speaking bluntly I am very good looking, and muscular with just enough hair on all the right spots. I'm interesting Like toilet bowl cleaner My favorite movie? Dead Ringers. With a beard, and hazel eyes two ranch dressings, and some cold french fries, I spot from a distance Suzanne Summer's Thighs, and I shout "FLEX!" And then I flip her off and flash her my ding-a-ling. I am brave like melting chocolate. I have Hip style like a Gillette triple blade lubricated razor. My underwear? Too tight. My hat's tag? Just right, and I'm a guaranteed one night stand with a side of super herpes. Guess what? Fuck You Guess when? Any time Guess how? Economically Guess why? I'm American As American as a Golden Retriever and a snow-cone by the pool It's good to be a white republican It's good to think "Down-sizing's cool" Later on for desert, perhaps I'll downsize a Mai Tai, and contemplate how to get in your wife's pants, or at least deprive your daughter of a college grant. What the fuck There are only so many holes to putt through before happy hour, and a limo back to the airport. Vote For George Bush! Because, it's the Masonic thing to do, and the guy sounds really funny if you're high on glue. http://sun-rising-books.com/

horus8 4-Jul-04/10:50 PM
I'm buying it just because they spelled my name wrong, that's dope. I'm going to move to Hesperai and kill shit from off of my porch. And then for an added attraction, I'm going to dress up like Martha Stuart and Sodomize Michael Moore.




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