Shin-Bojangles21 Aug 2002

Hey, Tolkien elves are by no means pussies. Aloof and sensitive yes, but you cross an elf and you're gonna find yourself under 20 tons of hot Elven smackdown before you can say "Liv Tyler". Plus, said elf is VERY likely to be quite classy in demonstrating his or her non-puss nature, and despite the fact that you would be opressed by such large quantities of elven smackdown, you'd still be thinking, "Hmm... elegant, yet fierce; a triumph of whoop-ass."