One of the best albums ever A big freeway in California The size of a porn star's cock (in inches) Nice if it's in thousands Normally around when I wake up Painful, if you're a bottom Two shy of a dozen Great sum for a list Pleasant depth for a pool Not perfect, but close enough Too early to call it a night A time that death should avoid My first kiss Tag is still cool And German dodge ball Almost a party One less than eleven A gymnast's dream and a swimmer's etc... Too many kids, dogs, cars, birds - - girlfriends Ten more than zero Zero beside a 1 A smoke break in minutes Double knuckle sandwich another reason to write one more shit poem.