Poemranker [What type of poem are you?]

How do you wake up?
well rested
violently
with drool on my pillow

How do you love?
puritanically
passionately
lustily
with drool on my pillow

What's your favorite meal?
breakfast
lunch
dinner
dessert

When do you buy Christmas presents?
throughout the year
the day after Thanksgiving
Christmas Eve
the day after Christmas
I don't celebrate Christmas (or Channukah, Kwanza...)

Do your friends laugh?
no
yes, with me
yes, at me
yes, any chance they get

Are you a team player?
without "me", there is no team
I run the team
I killed the team
there is no "I" in team
Nothing exists

Out of the following, what color do you prefer?
red
green
blue
yellow

What are you most likely to do when you're feeling stressed?
aerobicise
do yoga
take a bubble bath
go postal
binge shopping/eating

Do you know when you've been talking too much?
yes, and I stop
yes, but I continue anyway
no
I never place my foot in my mouth

Do you talk to animals?
I avoid animals
no
yes
of course