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anonymous 13-Mar-04/4:58 AM
Aragorn sings in the extended version? I'm beginning to suspect that hollywood is fine tuning their awful creation to add further torture for POW's captured by the US Military. That or they are in league with the anti-christ, using the film as a medium to spread subliminal messages to promote homosexuality in our society, and in time the entire planet via subtitles and dubbing; thus adding to the anti-christs power with a world-wide rise in sinful gayness.

Then again, theres reason to suspect that the "Queer eye for the straight guy" faggots are behind this aswell. Perhaps Osama Bin Laden is behind it all, hidden in New York and driving a taxi, beardless with his skull donning an "I LUV NY" baseball cap.

I propose we counter this by advertising the pleasures of straight sex and glorifing promiscuous sex between males and females. [and making condoms/contraceptives/abortion free and widely available... PS: I am the anti-christs left hand man.]

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