anonymous5 Mar 2004

I would probably have to split a ringpiece everytime Frodo defended his gay love interest Gollum from a jealous Sam. And of course everytime the elf and the dwarf flirt with eachother about killing things would invlve a bit of colon rummaging. Moreover, I would probably distend a hoop or two over the incestous relationship between Bilbo and Frodo those champions of gay hobbishness.