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anonymous 5-Mar-04/7:43 AM
I would probably have to split a ringpiece everytime Frodo defended his gay love interest Gollum from a jealous Sam. And of course everytime the elf and the dwarf flirt with eachother about killing things would invlve a bit of colon rummaging. Moreover, I would probably distend a hoop or two over the incestous relationship between Bilbo and Frodo those champions of gay hobbishness.

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