Poemranker [Replying] Sun Apr 20 15:47:49 PDT 2025

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12-Sep-03/8:07 PM

You must realise that this can only end one of two ways, and since you've been around long enough to make Option A (posting in a comment a big rant about how you came to poemranker with hopes and dreams of a magical place where mature poetes would all work together to encouragise each other and build a brighter future for poetry but discovered that it was filled with naughty, rude people who didn't like your poetry and told you you were an idiot so now you've decided to leave poemranker forever and never come back, and then reposting the rant as a poeme of your own, and then leaving, and then logging in a couple of days later to see what the response was and maybe making a couple more comments or changing your username to 'unsubscribe', imagining it to be a magical username of self-destruction or something) unlikely, we are left with Option B. Option B is that you will eventually get bored of replying to every comment I make with 'hahahaha everything you say prooves that your an idiot, everyone on this sight hates you roflmfaoafensjfdnvxzlkdnvios', and then little by little, even as you fight it within yourself, you will come to love and worship -=Dark_Angel=-. Everything -=Dark_Angel=- says will cause you to ejaculate praise all over the site, and reproductive mucus into your pants.

The bonus option is to change your mind and decide you hate -=Dark_Angel=- again, and then continue to ricochet wildly between adoration and dismissive contempt, like some kind of compulsively lying, spazzed-off-your-tits-on-drugs, deranged Y2K Harris.

It has already begun.

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