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anonymous 19-Jul-03/6:11 PM
No, really, I don't. You are, and I mean this sincerely, the person who has given me the least pleasure and the most tedium on poemeranker. You're just so... featureless, but you insist on posting 10x more than anyone, including horus8, which has to be some kind of record since he is logged on 24/7.

Since you plainly think of yourself as a poemeranker 'regular', you probably aren't going to leave, so how about a compromise: Every time you write a comment, before you post it, ask yourself these three questions:

a) Is this an annoying, pointless attempt to ingratiate myself with the adult poetes?
b) Will anyone actually read this, or will it just take up 10 miles of space on comment-recent.jsp because they can see from the first five tedium-ridden words exactly what the rest is going to say?
c) Could I post this on my shitty livejournal instead of defecating it all over Poemeranker?

If the answer to any of those is Yes, instead of pressing "submit", press "close" and take a five-minute rest from poemeranker. Maybe you could enjoy a refreshing fruit smoothie! Great! See ya at 7 then! Cool. Cool. yep. See ya. Cheers mate. Right. Yep. Love you. Ok. I will. Bye.

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