anonymous26 Mar 2007

5 years of poemranker is a long time. You should see how much bigger Farser Allonby is now than he was 5 years ago. He used to be large but when I last met with him for dinner he struggled to get his colossal legs under the table and in the end he was using the table like some form of "weeble" tray to shovel vast quantities of ale pie into his ginger cheeks. I, on the other hand, appear more youthful and excellent each day.