anonymous8 Feb 2007

The worst thing I ever done, I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theatre, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony, and then, then I made a noise like this. Huagh. Huagh. Huagh. Huaaah! And, and then I dumped it over the side on all the people in the audience. Then, th-then then this was horrible, all the people started getting
sick, and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.


Not really. I just wish I had, I have based my entire life on that of the fictional charecter of Chunk from the Goonies.

The most shaming things I have ever done really aren't that interesting, there's the obvious wiping of one's genitals on an unattractive girls curtains, or mayhaps the time I took off my top hat in the Royal Enclosure whereupon a Steward asked "Is sir missing something?" a look of bafflement turned to one of complete and utter shame; I actually nearly cried. Of course there are also the times when I have been out and about town walking in the proximity of a muslim or a negro and the passing public assume that we are acquainted.