zodiac11 Jan 2005

Tell the truth: Is the real reason you want to visit the land of kiwis because it contains both the Mines of Morrrrrria and the Tower of Guard gleaming like a beacon in the setting sun?

On a similar note, did you find yourself shamefully stirring at the part of Lord of the Bums when Saruman the White says to his Negro Army "You shall have Man-flesh!"?