anonymous12 Sep 2004

The complaining sort
I'd like there to be a list of complaints from which i can choose

COMPLAINTS of an anal retentive nature
COMPLAINTS of a personal nature
COMPLAINTS of a sexual nature
COMPLAINTS of a sexist nature
COMPLAINTS of a racist nature
COMPLAINTS of a ageist nature
COMPLAINTS of an irrational nature
COMPLAINTS pertaining to anal retentiveness
COMPLAINTS pertaining to sexistness
COMPLAINTS pertaining to racistness
COMPLAINTS pertaining to ageistness
COMPLAINTS pertaining to irrationalnesness
COMPLAINTS pertaining to sexualness
COMPLAINTS pertaining to ruderless hippydom
RIGHT OF REPLY
LIGHTER SIDE
VOTING STATION
SOUNDING BOARDS
FAULTY PRODUCTS
PRAISE

& Plagarism if you really must