-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.21 May 2004

I would pay $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ for the following:

1. The ability to mark up my username with some subset of HTML, suitable for enormous red names, maturity harnesses, etc., and to be able to change it in my user details page without changing my actual login name.

2. To not log -=Dark_Angel=-'s IP addresses, and to have all such loggings stricken from all records and backups.

3. A standardised, embedded Mediocrity Code Laboratory, with checks of my own devising and an input field next to the search field for translating Mediocrity Codes.

4. The ability to turn any comment brown and indelible, once a day.