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I'm devising a backup poemranker from stolen nentwined code called verse_value_determinator.com. It should be up and running as soon as I figure out a code to perform the following operation:
1) I give Shuushin a 3 on his most recent post
2) I automatically receive 3s on all my posts in Shuushin's name
3) Until I change my vote. Then Shuushin changes his.
I would also like to see the automated comment responder made an option on everyone's profile page.
If you can think of any other features I might include, please feel free to post them here. Please note, nentwined, this site is only meant to be used in the case of a terrible poemranker accident. I have no desire to supplant you like some jealous bastard second son who dreams of keeping the estate for his own. Really.
1) I give Shuushin a 3 on his most recent post
2) I automatically receive 3s on all my posts in Shuushin's name
3) Until I change my vote. Then Shuushin changes his.
I would also like to see the automated comment responder made an option on everyone's profile page.
If you can think of any other features I might include, please feel free to post them here. Please note, nentwined, this site is only meant to be used in the case of a terrible poemranker accident. I have no desire to supplant you like some jealous bastard second son who dreams of keeping the estate for his own. Really.
You're such a roosah - lol! I never gave you a three - it was clearly a zero.
Coffee Holders? Color Font Options? (for added irritation to innocent eyeballs.. add some fucked up german fonts to that while your at it.}
Comment Voting? And In-depth Comment Commentaries? Oh, and last but definately not least: An Official Ranker Parody of the Standard English Bible? Thats all that came to mind as of this moment.. everything subject to change, modifications, only by myself since everything listed above are patented concept products. PS: Dreamer Inc. is not responsible for any ailments that these products could theoretically impart to any future victims. Civil cases will result in contracting a mutated super-disease derived from cholera, which takes only six hours to kill its host. And etc {legatimus maximus and all that satanic lawyer shit}
Comment Voting? And In-depth Comment Commentaries? Oh, and last but definately not least: An Official Ranker Parody of the Standard English Bible? Thats all that came to mind as of this moment.. everything subject to change, modifications, only by myself since everything listed above are patented concept products. PS: Dreamer Inc. is not responsible for any ailments that these products could theoretically impart to any future victims. Civil cases will result in contracting a mutated super-disease derived from cholera, which takes only six hours to kill its host. And etc {legatimus maximus and all that satanic lawyer shit}
-ASCII Gallery (with props to -=D_A=-)
-A driving German industrial beat
-Strobe-effects
-Daily polls, such as "Is relativity crap?" and "Do you wipe from in front or behind?"
-POEM TEXT SEARCH CAPABILITY!!!
-A driving German industrial beat
-Strobe-effects
-Daily polls, such as "Is relativity crap?" and "Do you wipe from in front or behind?"
-POEM TEXT SEARCH CAPABILITY!!!
Industrial beats & strobe effects? is LSD & Shrooms available for maximum enjoyment? Please reconsider including an official parody of the standard english bible? It is something that I have sought for in life ever since the doctor spanked my bottom to induce breathing.
Please see The Complete Works of SupremeDreamer (as published on poemranker.com). As the nearest thing this site has to a representative of Rome, I give you my blessing and an additional spanking to induce erection.
The few sparse pieces of note in this matter are hardly enough to fulfill my lifes ambition of making a mockery of christian scripture, but then again, perhaps my blessed erection will provide enough power to fulfill my vile goals for christianity.
Many thanks, O Dark Representative of Rome. May the Dark Lord guide you to eternal damnation and the Hellfest BBQ Rib Celebration.
Many thanks, O Dark Representative of Rome. May the Dark Lord guide you to eternal damnation and the Hellfest BBQ Rib Celebration.
- Daily DOS BASICa video-game downloads themed after the major poemranker users
- A CLS sex-euphemism translator
- No haikus
- Real-time countdown to the death of culture.
- A CLS sex-euphemism translator
- No haikus
- Real-time countdown to the death of culture.
CLS's stuff is basically porn.
Cracks me up - she must know(?)
Cracks me up - she must know(?)
Yes.
But I think the kind of double-think that handle buying thousands of empty theater seats for 'The Passion of The Christ' and then actually convincing itself that it is the most-watched movie ever (to say nothing of someone who can multiple-10 all of her poems and then ACTUALLY BELIEVE the poems are good and well-regarded) would have no trouble navigating the murky waters of being a sensual being in a puritanical religion which forbids sensuality.
Who knows? Maybe she really thinks it's his 'love' that's 'burning inside her.'
But I think the kind of double-think that handle buying thousands of empty theater seats for 'The Passion of The Christ' and then actually convincing itself that it is the most-watched movie ever (to say nothing of someone who can multiple-10 all of her poems and then ACTUALLY BELIEVE the poems are good and well-regarded) would have no trouble navigating the murky waters of being a sensual being in a puritanical religion which forbids sensuality.
Who knows? Maybe she really thinks it's his 'love' that's 'burning inside her.'
none, though someone did recently ask me permission to spider one small subset.
I hope you told them that you were happily married and slapped their face.
Incidentally,
Have you seen your-poetry.com; they are ripping off your ass. It's the kind of site Moosefart and DougSoderstrom would have liked.
Have you seen your-poetry.com; they are ripping off your ass. It's the kind of site Moosefart and DougSoderstrom would have liked.
Doug was cool. Leave him alone.
Doug was your "special" friend, but everyone else thought he was a moron.
Hey guys, I think we got rid of fuzzylogic. Great, she won't mess with us again!?
A day without poemranker would be too much to bear.