There is a name that brings a fear, Of a guy who tries to spread good cheer. He tells the most appalling puns, So those around him often run. His jokes are tasteless in extreme, Although they've never been obscene. His humour's reached a lower level, Now some suggest that he's the devil. If you don't share with him a lesson, This you'll count to be a blessing, For those who sit and listen in, Will always join a loony bin.