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Allpoetry.com is to poetry what Asshats are to poetry (Free verse) by Shardik
Oh lord what have I done?
I've said the word arse
Having WAY too much fun.
But the mods are so square
They wear their arse under hat
Can you believe they banned me for that?
What If I said fuck
Or go suck a cock
You motherfucking whore
You pud in a sock?
What if I pissed
in your pretentious cup of Joe
and called you a stink fist,
or an albino camel toe.
What if I laughed
at your poetic verse
and called you a tit
with an old ladies purse.
Would you ban me from chow?
Send me to my room?
Take away my rockets,
and my brown bagging of glue.
What if I said
you're a filet of John Bobbit
A limp guttered three inch penis
with nothing else on it.
Your entire being
is all horse latitudes
Your poetry stuffed
with anti-palimpsest attitude.
Your time has come
You are just not that good?
They put you in a position of authority
because they feel sorry for you,
and your blue collar mood.
Colonial dim-witted premature ejaculators
Voting for second best &
Hand shaking Tipper Gores
Guess what, go fuck yourselves,
how you like them apples?
My dimpling smile,
I'm a happy motherfucker,
and I'll call you or anyone else an Arsehat
any time I want to...
The only reforming you are capable of
is cartilaginous fish bottom feeding antics.
You are no match for Orpheus ala dolphin.
Your arsehats make uncreative coffins.
You will be better off at the casino
strapping one on with Janet Reno
Gearing up for a game of Keno
Then returning to the bomb shelter
Where your cult leader will decide
whether or not you remind him of a contentious twat,
or a writer. And if you can't dig that,
on the side of my rod?
I tattoed "I'm an all niter".
Asshat.
Whattaya think of that?
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