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#2 Entry from Chico, a stalker on Pico, Jason Bigg's lobster (Other) by <{Baba^Yaga}>
Okay, hello me name is Chico, and I am an stalker of
the stars and a little screwy in me caboose Okay, you
know an Enterainment E kind of guy Okay. sortof guy...
Okay so, as promised, I followed thee Mr. Jason biggs
a home last night, and boy let me tell you that
Jew has one big lobster. i had to cover me face to
keep from wincing audibly, an den me zipper stuck.
Okay, so then I figured that Jason would maybe play
with his lobster a bit, you know, do a trick or two
with that trembling monster. I will just be telling you.
I was impressed... Okay, but no, instead he pulls out
a blowtorch and fry his willy lobster on a roll out
cutting board. This Jew is a very well endowed talent
and I was very close to leaping in and embracing
his lobster for a bit of cpr... Okay, but I got me
wits and pulled finger in me pooper instead? Okay,
well, Hello, I am Chico. Buenos Noches me amigos, Okay.
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