Trying to cause a controversy But no one can, they don’t even know me I don’t even take offense What they spread doesn’t even make sense At least I get paid Not like your minimum wage Though it isn’t just for screwing your mom That reminds me, she still owes me some (Chorus) You try to mess with the all time best Then you might as well shave your hairy chest Cause every time you snort It’s another sign of a trash report You keep saying I blow What? You’re dick won’t even grow As we’re on the topic of erection You get turned on with your own reflection There’s no way you can touch my skill All you even have are birth control pills Here’s a tip: Put on a shirt You look as bad as every other pervert (Chorus) (Bridge) You’re trying to with my crew Just because you have no one to screw Don’t even try knowing you’ll fail With your pathetic words left in my trail