This is a poem made up entirely of actual quaotations from 'Shane .P. E. Somers' they have been arranged for aesthetic purposes, by Keith Goodard, Criminal Actions, Hampshire Constabulary. APPERENTLY SO.... by Shane Somers I think we all agree, i have ginger hair this is a eat camp world its a world of little hitlers and anti-ginger likers tis madness....so it is. Rarely is the question asked, Are ginger people accepted? will the even the internet..... accept them? How many people hate me? Its the colour of my hair. I am a poodle lap-dancing on the table of oppertunity. I know that human being and ginger humans can coexist. My family loves me when im low, where i can snuggle down and sleep. I have a yellow motorbike, its where i find hope, I knocked down a traffic cone when i crashed.... I hope it teached society a lesson! apparently so..... apparently so!