Somebody was a witness, And Nobody knew, So Nobody came, Just in case Somebody knew Nobodies name. Nobody was wearing ordinary clothes, Nobody walked in, right under Somebody’s nose. Somebody was talking to nobody, Inside his own home. Nobody smiled – Somebody’s alone. Somebody was boasting about his fine abode, Nobody was impressed, Somebody was slow. Nobody threw Somebody out the window, Nobody did nothing, Nobody fled the scene, Nobody was ever seen. All I can tell you is that Somebody died. And now Nobody has got nothing to hide, Because Nobody did it, And the police all agree, "MOVE ALONG PEOPLE THERE'S NOTHING TO SEE!" The police investigated nobodies’ crime, But Nobody did it, So Nobodies’ fine!