I am over-educated post-Marxist socialist cultural materialist intellectually dishonest Christian pre-apocalyptic middle class trade unionist militant indie snob artistic false modernist polite confused homosexual. I am occasional insomniac republican defensive unsociable misanthropic solipsistic neo-Kantian noisecore fan. Whimsical when the world is drowning. I am unliked and un-likeable, questioning enquiring arrogant never satisfied emotional illiterate. I am irrelevant outmoded useless untalented book reading bore. Accurate self-definition = self-awareness = self-loathing if you've any fucking decency. I don't even hate myself properly.