Slim Jim stands so tall Slim Jim gonna take a bad fall Slim Jim's pants are so straight Never change color on any given day Slim Jim gonna rule the world Til the day bodies are hurled Slim Jim can't save them now But only stand and wonder how Slim Jim's gonna save the day With two airplanes gone astray Slim Jim didn't see 'em coming Slim Jim couldn't escape 'em running Slim Jim stood so tall Til the bodies began to fall