i once met this dude it was at some conference or contest or something he was the best, always the best and he knew it he could climb the mountain faster than anyone bake two cakes in the time it took any one else to bake one and they tasted better he could go on on about all the great things he has done all the ones and twos and the bits and pieces he strung together to make the prettiest necklace he might tell you about his latest big deal with awesome.com he's got distribution, you know but don't think for a minute that everyone likes him no, there's always some naysayer he needs to set straight some fucking prick who has a dumb opinion about him a little thorn that's worth his precious time to pull at he is righteous and intellligent and even though dude puts the work in i mean really busts his ass to get the job done i get the feeling he would rather be sitting around eating peanut butter and drinking diet soda waiting for his friends to call he only does it because he is good at it