The self-portrait you found in the garbage that you’ve been trying to fix has no arm on one side a bone protruding on her or your left and I know you said “tonight I’m painting” “my cramps last one day” but really you wanted to see the midnight movie chew up that oxycontin have your boyfriend lay a towel under you thank you for trusting me while you took your retarded pit bull in march’s snowstorm to shit I won’t take your new pixies cd off and yes I’ll read all about wisconsin’s ghost towns in fact when you get back I’ll tell you about james jesse sprang the first and only person crowned king as an american citizen he borrowed a red velvet robe from a shakespeare play and oh yeah he was a co-founder of mormonism along with brigham young and when he died four out of his five wives were pregnant