(with special thanks to Dovina) When I become god of my very own planet, I’ll create a world most beautiful. And so that I might not be alone, I'll make beings to live on my sphere. They'll take pleasure in all that I've made and destroy it as swiftly and humanely as possible. I'll give them abundant signs of my presence, but many of them won't even believe I exist. All of these things will make me very angry, so I'll send hurricanes and earthquakes and plagues. And I'll let the BoSox sweep the Cards to win the World Series, Just to fuck with them.