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Order My Book, And $4.00 Will Go To Killing A Pop Star (Free verse) by <{Baba^Yaga}>
http://sun-rising-books.com/
My favorite planet is Uranus
I don't care what you think,
Because you barely do
I have ninja skills and I
wear socks for shoes
I look edgy, but I feel
Country. I don't get out
much, speaking bluntly
I am very good looking,
and muscular with just
enough hair on all the
right spots. I'm interesting
Like toilet bowl cleaner
My favorite movie?
Dead Ringers.
With a beard, and hazel eyes
two ranch dressings, and some
cold french fries, I spot from a
distance Suzanne Summer's
Thighs, and I shout "FLEX!"
And then I flip her off and flash
her my ding-a-ling. I am brave
like melting chocolate. I have
Hip style like a Gillette triple blade
lubricated razor. My underwear?
Too tight. My hat's tag? Just right,
and I'm a guaranteed one night
stand with a side of super herpes.
Guess what?
Fuck You
Guess when?
Any time
Guess how?
Economically
Guess why?
I'm American
As American as a Golden Retriever
and a snow-cone by the pool
It's good to be a white republican
It's good to think "Down-sizing's cool"
Later on for desert, perhaps
I'll downsize a Mai Tai, and
contemplate how to get in
your wife's pants, or at least
deprive your daughter of a
college grant. What the fuck
There are only so many holes
to putt through before happy hour,
and a limo back to the airport.
Vote For George Bush!
Because, it's the Masonic thing to do,
and the guy sounds really funny
if you're high on glue.
http://sun-rising-books.com/
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