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Bashing through the woods (Other) by INTRANSIT
I drive a truck for a living and used to listen to the two-way while driving. I quickly tired of it due to the over- whelming nonsense of religion, politics, and constant fussing with the radio to listen to the nonsense of religion and politics. While I was still listening to the c.b., I discovereed that there was an abundance of underground gayness in trucking. Drivers seem to give out an awful lot of compliments. "Nice load there, Kenworth." "Thanks for the flowers, driver". And there is a lot of denial as well. Which is like going to a rattlesnake roundup and saying: "This is a good place to buy a Buick". This all got me thinking, how much more underground gayness is there in this country? Is that what all those "closed door" meetings were about? Which describes our financial situation perfectly. Though I've never heard: "So, how are your finances"? " They' re in a state of lesbianism right now." Like Martha Stewart says, It's a good thing. Now there's a dangerous woman. And considering that females have a more balanced brain and a larger corpus colossum, (the connector between the two halves), I'm suprised men aren't (more) afraid of them. Perhaps this explains why it's not the running of the cows in Pamplona. There's no real danger of slipping on a milk flooded street, being mooed to death, or even being gored by a teat. Not a very threatening event. Speaking of threats, how do animals know what is, and isn't, prey. I've never seen Wild Kingdom depict an Anaconda wrapped around a full grown elephant . The elephant would just, lie down. Talk about fighting fire with fire. Is there some reptile-prey 101 class that snakes attend when they're young? Picture a snake with breasts, wearing glasses, or wearing glasses on her breasts, perched on a rock speaking to a bunch of wiggling snakelets: "O.K. class, don't pick anything with horns, stay away from the big cats, and please, please, no giraffes. You'll just embarass the whole snake community."

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