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Bob Jones Walked the Biscuits (Meta-Ku) by Modulo
I like the haiku. Short poetic forms are fun, even for people.

Up the ladder: Here I go again
Down the ladder: Sweetart

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Arithmetic Mean: 6.230769
Weighted score: 5.8997645
Overall Rank: 1468
Posted: April 21, 2004 5:14 PM PDT; Last modified: April 21, 2004 5:14 PM PDT
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[6] zodiac @ 152.30.44.39 | 21-Apr-04/5:54 PM | Reply
metahaiku (Meta-Ku) by ex0teric

One, two, three, four, five
Now you must count to seven
Then the first, again

Metametahaiku (Meta-Ku) by -=Dark_Angel=-

Haikus are easy.
A first-class dunce could write one
About writing one.

This is Bad (Free verse) by newagepoet2000

This is bad haiku
Bad bad bad bad bad bad bad
Very very bad

i love this shit (Haiku) by Yatasuma

I write haikus be-
Cause they are easy, only
take 30 seconds

Can we all agree the Meta-Ku is tapped out? Yes, we can.
[10] Shuushin @ 147.154.235.53 > zodiac | 22-Apr-04/8:21 AM | Reply
No, its not. Don't be a dork.
[6] zodiac @ 67.240.155.161 > Shuushin | 22-Apr-04/8:35 AM | Reply
The Meta-Ku to End All Meta-Kus.

The bowl has caught all
Save a few dangling dribbles:
Leave them to form crust.

My 'data collection technique' was to run a poem details search of the term 'haiku', as any respectable meta-ku would include 'haiku' in the text. That is, if 'respectable meta-ku' weren't a contradiction in terms on the scale of, oh say, 'an enormous violetsuede-induced erection.'
[10] Shuushin @ 147.154.235.53 > zodiac | 22-Apr-04/8:23 AM | Reply
And you missed mine - your data collection technique is flawed. You fail.
[n/a] Modulo @ 129.65.136.199 > zodiac | 22-Apr-04/4:14 PM | Reply
Yes, I agree, you are definitely a dork.
[10] Shuushin @ 147.154.235.53 | 22-Apr-04/8:22 AM | Reply
SEE - now thats a finish. Nicely done.
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