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The Punk With The Stutter (Free verse) by Joe-joe
He would have made Robert Daultry proud,
that punk with the stutter strolling
around Piccadilly Circus proclaiming,
âg-g-g-god i-i-is d-d-d-dead and s-so
is h-h-his m-m-m-motherâ
Three square meals never escaped him.
And he was a whore
when it came to downin Reds and Windowpane.
His Dadâs name was Alfonso,
His momâs was Sadie.
They never missed Sunday night mass
but often forgot his name.
Stuttering was never a problem.
Sept of course when he was back in the army,
and was prone to holdin onto
hand-grenades a wee bit too long -
W-w-w-won, t-t-t-two BABOOM!!!!
He had a wife named Camille.
She wasnât very fond of him either.
But he didnât give that no mind -
He was too busy sauntering barefoot
round the cobblestone square
waiting for the Queen to arrive.
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Weighted score: 5.62753
Overall Rank: 2205
Posted: March 29, 2004 10:45 AM PST; Last modified: March 29, 2004 10:45 AM PST
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It's Robert Daltry, by the way.
Look harder Zodie, it's there. Read the professor bio's...I've said enough about myself here...even a moron could figure out who I am.
We're both wrong....its Daltrey.
Are you graduate faculty?