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An Astonishingly Fast Way to Learn German (Free verse) by -=Fat_Penis=-
The German for TABLE is TISCH:
Imagine TISSUES spread all over a TABLE!
The German for CUP is TASSE:
Imagine a TASSLE hanging from the handle of a CUP!
The German for BOTTLE is FLASCHE:
Imagine a BOTTLE FLASHING past your head!
The German for PLATE is TELLER:
Imagine TELLERS at your bank holding PLATES!
The German for KNIFE is MESSER:
Imagine someone making a MESS cutting meat with a KNIFE!
The German for SPOON is LÃFFEL:
Imagine watching whilst the wall of a gentlemen's LOO FELL and the men
inside are holding SPOONS!
THANK YOU PLEASE
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Posted: February 10, 2004 9:16 AM PST; Last modified: April 29, 2004 9:08 AM PDT
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