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An Astonishingly Fast Way to Learn German (Free verse) by -=Fat_Penis=-
The German for TABLE is TISCH: Imagine TISSUES spread all over a TABLE! The German for CUP is TASSE: Imagine a TASSLE hanging from the handle of a CUP! The German for BOTTLE is FLASCHE: Imagine a BOTTLE FLASHING past your head! The German for PLATE is TELLER: Imagine TELLERS at your bank holding PLATES! The German for KNIFE is MESSER: Imagine someone making a MESS cutting meat with a KNIFE! The German for SPOON is LÖFFEL: Imagine watching whilst the wall of a gentlemen's LOO FELL and the men inside are holding SPOONS! THANK YOU PLEASE

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.0
Weighted score: 5.0
Overall Rank: 8074
Posted: February 10, 2004 9:16 AM PST; Last modified: April 29, 2004 9:08 AM PDT
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