Saddest One of All

Hear one, Hear all, A contest worth a million pound, Finding the saddest one of all, Oh, I hope I’m not found. There came a boy, Who lost his toy, And a girl, Without her pearls. I then stepped in, A single soul, Crying within, Digging up a hole. If I win the cup, I would buy a gun, And Blow myself up, All for fun!