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Debt Collector (Free verse) by pink_escape
Got my self into debt
don't know how to pay it off just yet
The bank manager gave me call
said "we're repossesing everything, all"
He came round took the video, Tv
Even took my clothes and my house key
Now I 'm left living in a tent
people seem to think i've gone a bit bent
People stop and stare
cos they took my clothes and I'm all bare!
It isn't that bad, it's quite fun
Going around with my big bare bum
Actually I suggest you give the bank a ring
tell 'em to come round and reposse everything
Then you can also live in a teepee
and won't have to pull down your pants to have a pee
We could all run naked on the earth
take off your corsets and show your real girth
being all naked on my own can be lonely
sometimes it makes me grumpy and moany
so if you don't want to join in my games
please don't be mean and call me names
and when it's cold and your there with your nice warm tea
please spare a thought for little naked me!
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Arithmetic Mean: 4.5
Weighted score: 4.9403987
Overall Rank: 9020
Posted: August 6, 2002 5:59 AM PDT; Last modified: August 6, 2002 5:59 AM PDT
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