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Master Chef (Haiku) by Takay Shitar
Take 1 tin of beans, 10 value sausages, place beans on plate, blitz in microwave, burn sausages equaly on 4 sides, place on bed of beans, serve with many slices of buttered white bread, enjoy.

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Arithmetic Mean: 3.3
Weighted score: 4.15
Overall Rank: 13278
Posted: July 30, 2002 6:45 AM PDT; Last modified: July 30, 2002 6:45 AM PDT
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[n/a] razorgrin @ 142.166.107.159 | 30-Jul-02/7:36 AM | Reply
yummy.reminds me of my triumph: expired fake nutella on stale bread.deelish!
[8] Venus @ 152.163.197.178 | 8-Aug-02/12:53 PM | Reply
sounds delicious
[n/a] Takay Shitar @ | 9-Aug-02/3:54 AM | Reply
im glad u enjoyed it
[6] Robert K Foster @ 209.68.64.11 | 17-Sep-02/6:05 AM | Reply
a hunger inducing poem. I like my sausage burnt, too.
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