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Haiku № 6699

Master Chef

by Takay Shitar

Member since 2002 · Posted 30 Jul 2002 · 4 comments

Take 1 tin of beans, 10 value sausages, place beans on plate, blitz in microwave, burn sausages equaly on 4 sides, place on bed of beans, serve with many slices of buttered white bread, enjoy.

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4 comments

[n/a] razorgrin 30-Jul-02/7:36 AM Reply
yummy.reminds me of my triumph: expired fake nutella on stale bread.deelish!
[8] Venus 8-Aug-02/12:53 PM Reply
sounds delicious
[n/a] Takay Shitar 9-Aug-02/3:54 AM Reply
im glad u enjoyed it
[6] Robert K Foster 17-Sep-02/6:05 AM Reply
a hunger inducing poem. I like my sausage burnt, too.