Pressing Matters in the White House

Said Mr Bush to Mr Blair 'I need some help here, Tony' Said Mr Blair to Mr Bush 'George, I am your croney! Thy kingdom come Thy will be done, I'll try my very best! Whatever you say, I'll do straight away! No questions asked nor answered! What is it now? Iran, Iraq? The Congo or Korea? Do you need some expendable troops To uphold this great idea Of American power So vast and great An empire without gripe?' 'Not so pal, it's simpler, There's a pretzel in my windpipe!'