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Ode to a Pizza Hut Roach (Ode) by http://mulberryfairy
Determined little one
her species existence
has seen many others
come and go:
Her ancestors picked their bones
Clean.
We have tried to destroy
her family, even her.
The Orkin man comes
every two weeks,
feigning systematic, scientific methods,
spraying his poison
behind the cabinet of paper towels,
under the salad bar,
over the dishwasher,
between the booths.
Her frantic beating of water
is doing little
to keep her head above
the hurricane of the sink.
Bits of floating
week-old mushrooms
provide unreliable support.
She reaches for them
like a child clinging to a
slippery beach ball in the deep end.
The oily, orange, French-dressing water
has cruelly slicked back one of her antennae.
The only lives worth saving
are inoccent, uncorrupted lives:
Babies, animals...roaches.
I aim the tip of the crunchy dishtowel
in front of her squirming legs.
She attaches herself to the dirty rag immediately.
I lift her out of the slimy, stinking water.
Her resilience astounds me,
her soaking body gains strength and speed
as she dries from the climb up the towel
toward...MY HAND!
I reflexively swat her down.
She lands on the floor
next to a stale crouton.
Startled but strong,
she escapes under the counter:
a counter that the Orkin man hasn't sprayed,
and which is covered with pizza crumbs
and crusty sausage bits.
She is probably going to make babies,
I think, smiling,
Noble.
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Arithmetic Mean: 6.5
Weighted score: 5.4034123
Overall Rank: 3101
Posted: July 12, 2003 7:40 AM PDT; Last modified: July 12, 2003 7:40 AM PDT
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