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Perversions 7: Viva Las Naked (Limerick) by razorgrin Plushies
Hank loved Bobo, his plush teddy bear
He was ecstatic when touching him "there".
But Hank's greatest delight
was going all night
Giving Bobo new "stuffing" to spare.
DVDA
"It's exessive" the director did say
critiquing Candi's DVDA
"But I gotta say
it would make my day
if you'd lean over a little my way."
Autofellatio
Hank had an idea he thought fine
after drinking three bottles of wine.
From giving self-head
he was later found dead
as the contorsions had fractured his spine.
Up the ladder:
Clerihews (here you go, Nicholas Jones!)
Down the ladder:
True Friendship; No boundaries with You and Me
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Posted: March 28, 2003 10:06 AM PST; Last modified: March 28, 2003 10:06 AM PSTWeighted score: 5.6666665 Overall Rank: 2074 Comments:
Glad your working on new peversions but... I agree these aren't your best but I realise it must be a hard to come up unusal fetishes and five line ways to describe them. -8-
P.S. I know someone who can do the last one. He says it gives him a cramp in the neck.
your other perversions are much better.
Yeah, I know. Anywho. "hank" is actually three people I've met. they are all alive and well. i think the DVDA one was fun.
I had to look up DVDA. I have to say.
last line: contortions.
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Is Hank one of your acquaintances? If so, please don't tell me which one.