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Let's Forget About Last Night (Limerick) by jessicazee
This summer was great, I found out my feet
were more than the sum of my toes;
I knew they were pretty, but it seemed such a pity
to play footsie with such a big hose
It's true I'm broke up with my mate
and I feel it's just too soon to date
It would be so cool
when your long day at school
let both of us just masturbate
I'd like like for us first just to kiss,
and giggly murmur 'bout fists,
I'll hold your tit tight
my nipple, please bite
"I want you," you whiskely hiss
I find you plain super damn hot
in your black dress with green polka dots
I apologize now
I called you a cow
but I meant that I like you a lot
Yes its true that you do feel my finger
I promise it won't lower linger
it's just that you sighed
I'm sorry, I lied,
I don't think you're such a great singer
Okay, I'll just let you sleep
although I'm right in there wrist-deep
I heard your 'thank'you'
my thumb's a cashew
the small one you don't want to keep
I wake up still inside your place,
a penny is stuck to your face,
it looks kind of cute
I silently toot
but quiet ones hit you like mace
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Arithmetic Mean: 7.0
Weighted score: 5.094852
Overall Rank: 6146
Posted: September 11, 2008 3:13 AM PDT; Last modified: September 11, 2008 3:13 AM PDT
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