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Dr Toilet's Tidal Poem (Lyric) by Dr Toilet
Sniffing, sniffing, sniffing, And all the smells I'm whiffing Ebbtide! The sea has flowed right out And I give a noisy shout Sewercide! The outflow is a-leaking Just hear those seagulls shrieking Mouths wide! The sewers are all pumping The seashore's really jumping Putricide!

Up the ladder: Polite refusal
Down the ladder: To Hell With Dylan Thomas

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Arithmetic Mean: 7.75
Weighted score: 5.327808
Overall Rank: 3500
Posted: January 15, 2007 8:53 AM PST; Last modified: January 15, 2007 8:53 AM PST
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[10] Edna Sweetlove @ 85.210.224.198 | 16-Jan-07/4:46 AM | Reply
Ah yes indeedy, I recognise the odour so well; it is particularly strong as it arises from the previous commentator's poetry.
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