CD player is temperamental Television is broke Radio reception crackly Weeks since we last spoke Door has got a crack in Fountain pen ran dry Blutac stopped sticking Cigarette don't make me high Job that makes me depressed Mold living on my bread Ran out of southern comfort Favourite singer is dead Coffee cup is broken Video chews up my tape Love life is a mess No way to escape Tired because I can't sleep Always have the flu Joints are always aching Don't know what to do