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Free verse № 13728

TV Star

Member since 2002 · Posted 8 Sep 2002 · 1 comment

I WANT TO GO TO FRAGGLE ROCK AND LEAVE IT ALL BEHIND I COULD STAY THERE FOREVER BUT IT MIGHT BE HARD TO FIND I WANT TO LIVE WITH THE SIMPSONS HOMER, MARGE AND BART WE COULD DRINK DUFF AT MOES WATCH TV AND BURP AND FART I WANT TO HELP OUT SCOOBY DOO AND FIND CLUES WITH ALL THE GANG I COULD UNMASK OLD MAN SMITHERS THEN DRIVE OFF IN THE VAN I'D LIKE TO BE IN FRIENDS AND MOOCH AROUND NEW YORK BUT I DON'T THINK THEY WOULD LIKE ME CAUSE I'M JUST A DORK I'VE CHANGED MY MIND I DON'T WANT TO GO PRIME-TIME THINK I'D HATE PEOPLE WATCHING ME I'D HAVE NOTHIING TO CALL MINE THANK YOU MR PRODUCER BUT I'M GOING BACK ON OUR DEAL MY LIFE MAY NOT BE PERFECT BUT AT LEAST MY LIFE IS REAL!

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[3] Tarquin De La Bog 8-Sep-02/5:33 PM Reply
Why the capitals throughout? One written for Children's Hour. Only under 5's should like this. 3. Crap.