Earlier today I filled a hollow chocolate bunny up with milk and stuck him in the microwave just to see what would happen. I sat watching it for the first 20 seconds or so, until a piece of his ugly belly broke off. The milk started flowing out and it looked exactly like A fat man taking a piss in the woods. That bunny's in the freezer now, with what's left of the milk. And now I'm bored again, with no more crude things to laugh at.