Free verse № 129777
Chocolate Bunny
Earlier today I filled
a hollow chocolate bunny up with milk
and stuck him in the microwave
just to see what would happen.
I sat watching it
for the first 20 seconds or so,
until a piece of his ugly belly broke off.
The milk started flowing out
and it looked exactly like
A fat man taking a piss in the woods.
That bunny's in the freezer now,
with what's left of the milk.
And now I'm bored again,
with no more crude things
to laugh at.
3 comments
Bon appétit.
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