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A limerick

Member since 2005 · Posted 17 Jun 2005 · 4 comments

An over-amorous lover Cheated on his wife with another His father froze And a cry arose "Son, get the fuck off your mother!"

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[7] deleted user 17-Jun-05/5:38 PM Reply
We had a hippie painter here, quite famous for his four wives. They adored him for more than thirty years. So when, shortly before his death, he declared that the relationships were of a platonic nature, no one believed him.
[0] Bankrupt_Word_Clerk 17-Jun-05/11:43 PM Reply
I think Joseph Smith was an idiot.
[5] Dan garcia-Black 19-Jun-05/10:52 AM Reply
When I heard this (let's see. I was twelve), It ended with the word "brother." Incest is always best in limerick form.
[n/a] smiffy84 › Dan garcia-Black 19-Jun-05/11:26 AM Reply
You would not have heard this when you were twelve, because I only wrote it last October during a University lecture at the University of Wolverhampton. I don't doubt that very similar limericks must exist, let's face it, it can be argued that all limericks are pretty much the same, but this one is all my own