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A limerick (Free verse) by smiffy84 An over-amorous lover
Cheated on his wife with another
His father froze
And a cry arose
"Son, get the fuck off your mother!"
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Posted: June 17, 2005 3:35 PM PDT; Last modified: June 17, 2005 3:35 PM PDTWeighted score: 4.7615943 Overall Rank: 11619 Comments:
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17-Jun-05/5:38 PM
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We had a hippie painter here, quite famous for his four wives. They adored him for more than thirty years. So when, shortly before his death, he declared that the relationships were of a platonic nature, no one believed him.
I think Joseph Smith was an idiot.
When I heard this (let's see. I was twelve), It ended with the word "brother." Incest is always best in limerick form.
You would not have heard this when you were twelve, because I only wrote it last October during a University lecture at the University of Wolverhampton. I don't doubt that very similar limericks must exist, let's face it, it can be argued that all limericks are pretty much the same, but this one is all my own
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