The Parsing Pome

...dedicated to damien, userid 123302 Wield immediacy (you are supposed to) DON'T PARSE LIKE THAT! (or like that) Put on a jazz record first, and a house coat, and hold your cock in your hand! or your cunt! and let your mouth hang open, because the world is, too, and black trees-- WHERE ARE YOUR PARSING SHOES!? have you found them yet? DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!? No, of course not, and you won't either, because you are sitting-- why don't you go outside and wear a strange coat in the middle of summer that looks like it came from some odd ancient country where they KNOW something, and THEN maybe you can parse right. Stay up all night holding on to the darkness for dear life, or let go and drop into a glass of ice water-- MAYBE YOU NEED SOME BETTER GLASSES! to see from, try some jagged lines in your penmanship. I have a nice computerforyouwannaseeit, its crazy. Try to type here for a while to see if you can figure it out. OR try parsing on drugs, that might work for you but so un-new. Groovy doll, I love your bits--we have seen the senile, been the benign, and been. SO, grasshopper, one more try? Try parsing on the sub-train on the way to work under an armpit in the smell of pheromones.